*The Bockers Joke Thread*

[0o0mtthew0o0]

A Team of Bockers are performing on a big cruise ship when disaster strikes and the ship is hit by an ice berg!! The ship is sinking fast... One of the girl Bockers announces

"If i'm gonna die i wanna die feeling like a woman, can any of you guys help me out"

One of the male Bockers takes off his shirt and says..  "Iron this then"


OK i'm outta here!!

i found this one funny!!

[Dark Knight]

A Team of Bockers are performing on a big cruise ship when disaster strikes and the ship is hit by an ice berg!! The ship is sinking fast... One of the girl Bockers announces

"If i'm gonna die i wanna die feeling like a woman, can any of you guys help me out"

One of the male Bockers takes off his shirt and says..  "Iron this then"


OK i'm outta here!!

i found this one funny!!

A Walsh lad on the same team grins and yells out  "At least I'm not going to die a virgin ! ".
To which someone yells back " SHEEP DON'T COUNT ! "

 
Start running I've gone

[--ISAAC--]

[quote author=Dark Knight link=topic=657.msg84258#msg84258
A Walsh lad on the same team grins and yells out  "At least I'm not going to die a virgin ! ".
To which someone yells back " SHEEP DON'T COUNT ! "
[/quote]
Lol in australia we hav the same jokes but about the kiwis (NZ incase u didn't know who the kiwis r)

[Leon Michael]

2 people are bocking along,
and ONE FELL OVER.

haha (H)
im usually quite good but its 2:30 am xD

and i fell through a bench.

[lilspeedsk8ter]

How to solve the illegal alien problem
Special incentive program,
First we start at the immigration and get a complete list of everyone with Social Security Numbers.
Next step we order and send Bocks to all these people,
When the Stilts arrive to be delivered we now varify their Social security card or "Green Card".
Now to be fair if they are Legal they get a Stilt From 7 Leagues or Poweriser,
If they are not Legal they get Skyrunners,
Next a date is set for them all to meet at the boarder for a "1 mile Run"
You must now use the stilts to "Make" your mile cause if you fail you get Deported!
It will be televised, and will have good results,
The Good people go "Click, click click " down the road, while the BAD people go, Click, Snap Snap SPLAT!
Moral is keep it legal and everyone wins!

Part 2:
Give all illegal aliens free Skyrunner stilts and tell them if they can "jump" the wall they can enter anytime they want, and just watch the fun begin!
LKP

[Trip Master]

The Origins of Bock Yodelling

Recently a Bocker was trying to cross the mountains of Switzerland on stilts.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.
He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,
'Who is that man on stilts going into the barn?'

'That Bocker is travelling through,” said the farmer.
and needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.'

The daughter said, 'Perhaps he is hungry.'
So she prepared the Bocker a plate of food and took it out to the barn.

About an hour later the daughter returned, her clothing dishevelled and straw in her hair.
Straight up to bed she went!!

The farmer's wife was very observant.
She then suggested that perhaps the Bocker was thirsty.
So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour.
Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.
She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the Bocker in the barn got up and continued on his journey merrily yodelling and bouncing through the mountains of Switzerland, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned the visitor was gone she burst into tears.
'How could he leave without even saying goodbye?,' she cried.
'We made such passionate love last night!'

'What?', shouted the father, as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the Bocker who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, 'I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!'

The Bocker looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....

'LAIDTHEOLELADYTOO'    

[darfgarf]

hahahano

[Leon Michael]

HAHAHAHAH nice

[xXNachtschattenXx]

nearly the same problem, but the bocker went thru the city and needed a place to sleep as well.He went to a house and asked for a night to stay, the chinese hoeseowner was quite aware about bockers sexiness and told him not to touch his beautiful daughter elsewise heŽd have to undergo a severe chinese horrortest. Because asian girls are very beautiful our bocker couldnt resist and spend the night with the beautiful girl. The next morning when he woke up he had a stone on his stomach with a little notice on it saying "chinese horror test#1" the bocker smiled and threw the stone out of the window. Right after he had done this he found out that a rope was attached to the stone and tied to his right nut. As quick as he could, he jumped out of the window, thinking falling out of the second floor couldnt be that bad...falling down right behind the stone he saw another sign on the wall saying "Chinese Horror Test#3: another rope tied to ur left nut and the bedpole...

[Trip Master]

Ha ha..  we must be able to keep this going.

[Leon Michael]

and what was number 2 ?

[0o0mtthew0o0]

Ha Now that one was good