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« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2008, 01:29:54 AM »
ha ha
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« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2008, 08:57:46 AM »
Yep the guy that thought of that joke must be some kinda comic genius.. Grin  Tongue
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« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2008, 10:37:05 AM »
One day a girl came up to a guy and offered him bocks. naturally, he accected them and they walked off talking, the guy holding the bocks in one hand, and the girl was walking on the other side.
they came across a stranger and he said "ooo, ive seen them before. make sure you wear protection. Also its a good idea to put WD-40 on them and put tyre socks on the feet to stop them wearing out."
the guy thanked the stranger for the info and walked back to his house with the girl.
The next day the guy was on his bocks without any protection on. The same stranger saw him and said "What are you doing, i said wear protection" and the guy repied"What are you talking about i did everything you said, i wore protection too!"


ok ok i cant do jokes but at least i tried.
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« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2008, 12:37:10 PM »
Quote from: short steve on June 14, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
One day a girl came up to a guy and offered him bocks. naturally, he accected them and they walked off talking, the guy holding the bocks in one hand, and the girl was walking on the other side.
they came across a stranger and he said "ooo, ive seen them before. make sure you wear protection. Also its a good idea to put WD-40 on them and put tyre socks on the feet to stop them wearing out."
the guy thanked the stranger for the info and walked back to his house with the girl.
The next day the guy was on his bocks without any protection on. The same stranger saw him and said "What are you doing, i said wear protection" and the guy repied"What are you talking about i did everything you said, i wore protection too!"


ok ok i cant do jokes but at least i tried.


Haha i can't do better but thats pretty awfull Tongue
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« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »
what do you call a sheep with no legs Huh

a cloud Cheesy
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« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2008, 06:51:12 PM »
A bocker walks into a bar.............




........phew, lucky i was wearing my pads
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« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2008, 12:22:41 AM »
I'm trying to get this to fit, so see if you can do a better job...:

Facebok, a place for bockers to show their face...

Facebok, what happens after a few beers.... (Face floor usully happens after a few more).

Lol i was just trying to get to a well known website and my dslexic typinc made me decide to come this way insetad.
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« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2008, 04:16:00 AM »
Quote from: short steve on June 14, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
One day a girl came up to a guy and offered him bocks. naturally, he accected them and they walked off talking, the guy holding the bocks in one hand, and the girl was walking on the other side.
they came across a stranger and he said "ooo, ive seen them before. make sure you wear protection. Also its a good idea to put WD-40 on them and put tyre socks on the feet to stop them wearing out."
the guy thanked the stranger for the info and walked back to his house with the girl.
The next day the guy was on his bocks without any protection on. The same stranger saw him and said "What are you doing, i said wear protection" and the guy repied"What are you talking about i did everything you said, i wore protection too!"


ok ok i cant do jokes but at least i tried.

LOL!!!

i know a similar joke:
What do u do if ur girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant
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« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2008, 04:18:00 AM »
Quote from: Trip Master on February 11, 2008, 03:56:44 PM
A Team of Bockers are performing on a big cruise ship when disaster strikes and the ship is hit by an ice berg!! The ship is sinking fast... One of the girl Bockers announces

"If i'm gonna die i wanna die feeling like a woman, can any of you guys help me out"

One of the male Bockers takes off his shirt and says..  "Iron this then"


OK i'm outta here!!

LOL now thats a good one!!
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« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2008, 05:48:37 AM »
SPRING BREAK!

You know you're a bocker if that phrase makes you cringe, rather than getting excited.
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« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2008, 06:27:57 AM »
How many bockers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one ... but are they safe inside on their stilts ?
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« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2008, 06:49:39 AM »
At least he can reach the ceiling.
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« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2008, 11:41:49 AM »
Quote from: Dark Knight on August 27, 2008, 06:27:57 AM
How many bockers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one ... but are they safe inside on their stilts ?

The manual says to not use on carpet.
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« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2008, 06:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Lukey on August 27, 2008, 11:41:49 AM
Quote from: Dark Knight on August 27, 2008, 06:27:57 AM
How many bockers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one ... but are they safe inside on their stilts ?

The manual says to not use on carpet.

where does it tell you to use them ?
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« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2008, 12:36:21 PM »
i'm sure it's ok to walk on carpet
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