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Author Topic: *The Bockers Joke Thread*  (Read 6517 times)
NathanCooper
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« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2007, 08:20:46 PM »
HAHAHA   lol nice
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« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2007, 08:36:30 AM »
OK here is one i know im no good but meh!

"Never wear bocks to the doctors"

"Why?"

"Because he'll get a big kick out of it!"


I hope i fit in that taxi too P:

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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2007, 12:25:33 PM »
A bocker walks into a bar...  Ouch.

(anyone seen my coat?)
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« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2007, 12:51:05 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... i dont get it Undecided
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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2007, 12:20:46 AM »
oh man this is just sad ....
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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2007, 12:22:26 AM »
Quote from: Kiola on August 03, 2007, 12:51:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... i dont get it Undecided
Obviously this Bocker didn't have his knee pads on.
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2007, 04:58:35 AM »
Two guys sat outside a bar enjoying a drink see a bocker walking down the street, one guy says to the other
'he got some last night'
the other guy goes
' how do you know'
first guy says
'hes got a spring in his step'

Ill have the taxi driver get my coat.
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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2007, 12:18:28 AM »
Flying Locust

GO ON SAY IT< THINK ABOUT OWNING SOME AND TRY NOT TO LAUGH!
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2007, 12:02:26 PM »
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a bocker?.........

A WOOLY JUMPER
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2007, 01:01:16 PM »
Quote from: ironfistchamp on October 15, 2006, 09:18:33 PM
Gah I wish I could think of a joke. I'm only funny at the most inapropriate times. Put me at a funeral and I won't be able to stop. Tongue

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« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2007, 01:12:38 PM »
please come to my funeral!
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« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2007, 01:32:18 PM »
Quote from: fuse on September 17, 2007, 01:12:38 PM
please come to my funeral!
   can i come !!!
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« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2007, 09:45:35 PM »
i think we all should
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« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2007, 10:33:58 PM »
howyou do you get a bocker to leave you alone?



Tell them to hop-it!!!
*explosion of canned laughter*

walks away looking rather ashamed and undeserving of the the taxi...

(thanks for pointing that out et)
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« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2007, 10:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Drezta on September 17, 2007, 10:33:58 PM
you do you get a bocker to leave you alone?



Tell them to hop-it!!!
*explosion of canned laughter*

walks away looking rather ashamed and undeserving of the the taxi...

when you fcuk up the first part of the joke, you deserve to walk all the way home
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