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« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2006, 09:14:52 AM »
that has 2 b one of the best
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2006, 09:08:30 PM »
What do you get if you cross a mammoth and a bocker?




A Wooly Jumper..

Oh yes, i went there..  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2006, 11:18:40 PM »
Quote from: oOTomOo on December 14, 2006, 09:08:30 PM
What do you get if you cross a mammoth and a bocker?




A Wooly Jumper..

Oh yes, i went there..  Roll Eyes

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hehe, very good Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2006, 01:42:45 PM »
What sould you get if you shipped loads of Powerisers back to the middle ages?



Loads of bouncy castles..

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« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2006, 10:50:21 AM »
Dunno how to work this into a joke but;

The only Jumper you really want for xmas better start with Pro

You get the idea, sigh. Taxi.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2007, 12:11:36 PM »
ok.. i came up with this a mement ago .. here it goes

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We could imagine the board leaders of the Electrical tape selling society skratching there heads and wandering why soo many more people are getting into home D.I.Y. all of a sudden... due to the increase sales of there electrical tape all around the UK.

'well i havent a clue' .. 'UNLESS.. there is something else that they need to wrap.. like the back of some new types of carbon fibre springs Grin'

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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2007, 01:03:06 PM »
What goes up and down and is bright red?

Kiola on bocks

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Whats the difference between a very scared bocker and a shopper.

Ones hitting the shops, the other is ******* on hops.
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« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2007, 10:40:46 PM »
why did the bocker cross the road ........



BECAUSE HE f***1NG FELT LIKE IT NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE




yes yes..... that was awful i know i am crap with jokes
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2007, 02:26:46 PM »
how many bockers does it take to screw in a light bulb
only 1
wat...how many did you expect it to take
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2007, 02:36:24 PM »
why did the bocker jump over the road......
BECAUSE HE COULD......

what have bockers and lard asses got in common....
THEY BOTH LIKE TO BOUNCE....
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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2007, 07:39:31 PM »
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What type of ice-cream would u give to a person on risers?Huh

































































A knickerbocker glory

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« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2007, 09:12:39 PM »
Well thats best ive heard Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2007, 10:38:06 PM »
PJB that is so funny, you funny funny boy you, j x
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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2007, 01:15:59 PM »
ha ha ha ha  Sad
no
not funny
only kidin it was ok
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« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2007, 08:17:59 PM »
hahahahahaha !!!!!  HUGE!!!!  Cheesy
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