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« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2007, 11:14:09 PM »
OK if this need to be deleted I will understand Locky

A man gets stranded on a desert island with only a Donkey for company

Now men will be men and with no female company his mind eventually turns to the Donkey so he gets a box to stand on

Needless to say the Donkey keeps walking off

10 years go by and the Donkey won't stand still when one day there is another shipwreck and washed up on the shore are a dozen boxes containing Bocks in all weights and a beautiful 20 year old blond girl

As she was nearly drowned the man nurses her back to health, once she is better she flashes her eyes at him and and says "You saved my life I am so grateful is there anything I can do for you, anything at all "

And the man replies " Yes my dear there is can you hold this Bl**dy Donkey while I strap a pair of these Bocks on"

I'll take the bus shall I
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« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2007, 11:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Jason R on September 17, 2007, 11:14:09 PM
OK if this need to be deleted I will understand Locky
I think that's a joke in itself as Locky isn't even a mod! Tongue

And that was a very good joke jason Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2007, 11:37:12 PM »
He is on Pro-Jump i think still.. so he may have thought he was still here too..
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2007, 01:56:53 AM »
no naz unmodded him when he became the competition i'd suspect
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« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2007, 01:18:44 AM »
Q: What's a bocker's favorite season?

A: Spring.

Q: Then what's their least favorite season?

A: Fall.
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« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2007, 01:26:33 AM »
So there are always the presents during christmas time that nobody wants, but you have to be very polite about it, so you don't make the person feel bad.
 
ornaments--oh thats nice.....thanks.....

Socks--thank you......

Skyrunners--.............you really don't love me do you?

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« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2007, 01:44:48 AM »
What does a person who knows nothing about bocking call this sport?

Air Trekking!   

HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.  Whew... I'm okay.
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Quote from: Bill C. on December 06, 2007, 01:44:48 AM
Air Trekking!   

HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.  Whew... I'm okay.
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« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2007, 06:57:08 AM »
Nice one bill......


hmmm.......

whats the best way to ask someone to get you bocks for christmas??

you spring it upon them!!


ok......im hopeless
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« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2007, 01:48:45 PM »
lol omg you guys are really mad...air trecking lol 'ooooooooohhhhhh' pfft...HAHAHAHAHAHHA o man calm....calm......woosa Cheesy
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« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2008, 03:56:44 PM »
A Team of Bockers are performing on a big cruise ship when disaster strikes and the ship is hit by an ice berg!! The ship is sinking fast... One of the girl Bockers announces

"If i'm gonna die i wanna die feeling like a woman, can any of you guys help me out"

One of the male Bockers takes off his shirt and says..  "Iron this then"


OK i'm outta here!!
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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2008, 12:08:01 AM »
try and Catch the taxi Wink
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« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2008, 04:14:46 PM »
I should be a detective lol
Ive narrowed it down to two people and those two havent been online all day!!!!

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« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2008, 04:16:39 PM »
Quote from: 8leaguebootz on February 15, 2008, 04:10:12 PM
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Congrats to the 2 of you who found the hidden text saying the site was 100% fake, there are no swiss stilts, there never were
and now there is no more me, byebye, i've been LMAO all day Cheesy

Well, whoever you are, I hope your parents are proud of the fact that they raised an a-hole.
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« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2008, 12:29:14 AM »
Quote from: Mr 7League on October 10, 2006, 10:32:30 AM
Two members of Poweriser Pages.com were out Bocking when one said "where did you get such a great pair of risers from?" The second Bocker replied,"well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business when a beautiful woman bounced up to me on these same risers. She took the risers off and all of her clothes and thew them to the ground and then announced "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT!" The first Bocker nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Grin

thats the best joke so far...

 Grin I know this is an old thread but i thought maybe people had some new jokes to add?  Grin
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