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« on: October 10, 2006, 09:32:30 AM »
Hi all, I have decieded to take my life in my own hands and start the soon to be WORLD FAMOUS Bockers Joke Thread.

So here we go with the first one Grin

Two members of Poweriser Pages.com were out Bocking when one said "where did you get such a great pair of risers from?" The second Bocker replied,"well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business when a beautiful woman bounced up to me on these same risers. She took the risers off and all of her clothes and thew them to the ground and then announced "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT!" The first Bocker nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Grin

Hope you can all forgive me for that one!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 09:58:46 AM »
lol, that was good and it was nicely adapted too. Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 11:16:46 AM »
Hehe! I liked that..
Good idea for a thread!
Can't think of anything amasing now- but what about this?
What do you call tyre-socks made out of bananas?
Slippers!

OK- doesn't really work...
Some may argue it sounds a little stilted. Oh haha!
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 12:27:46 PM »
Why shouldnt you take a cheque from a Bocker?

Because it'll probably BOUNCE!

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 05:46:02 PM »
How many bockers does it take to change a lightbulb?





Just the one, with the greatest of ease.  Wink

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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 05:52:12 PM »
what do u get if u cross a chav with a bocker Huh



the worlds first bouncing w4nk4 Grin
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 05:59:54 PM »
Why did the bocker cross the road?



To practise his car jumps.

.. I'm still wearing my coat...
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2006, 08:18:33 PM »
I like that one Bill. Reminds me of a film I saw... although it didnt have PRs in it. Gah I wish I could think of a joke. I'm only funny at the most inapropriate times. Put me at a funeral and I won't be able to stop. Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2006, 01:13:22 PM »
It's a Rap ..........  A Rap..tor  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2006, 02:49:55 PM »
HAHA!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2006, 02:58:19 PM »
good one Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2006, 05:13:52 PM »
lmao! nice one!
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 05:23:12 PM »
nice one!!!
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2006, 09:14:52 AM »
that has 2 b one of the best
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2006, 09:08:30 PM »
What do you get if you cross a mammoth and a bocker?




A Wooly Jumper..

Oh yes, i went there..  Roll Eyes

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