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Author Topic: *The Bockers Joke Thread*  (Read 5334 times)
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« on: October 10, 2006, 10:32:30 AM »
Hi all, I have decieded to take my life in my own hands and start the soon to be WORLD FAMOUS Bockers Joke Thread.

So here we go with the first one Grin

Two members of Poweriser Pages.com were out Bocking when one said "where did you get such a great pair of risers from?" The second Bocker replied,"well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business when a beautiful woman bounced up to me on these same risers. She took the risers off and all of her clothes and thew them to the ground and then announced "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT!" The first Bocker nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Grin

Hope you can all forgive me for that one!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 10:58:46 AM »
lol, that was good and it was nicely adapted too. Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 12:16:46 PM »
Hehe! I liked that..
Good idea for a thread!
Can't think of anything amasing now- but what about this?
What do you call tyre-socks made out of bananas?
Slippers!

OK- doesn't really work...
Some may argue it sounds a little stilted. Oh haha!
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 01:27:46 PM »
Why shouldnt you take a cheque from a Bocker?

Because it'll probably BOUNCE!

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 06:46:02 PM »
How many bockers does it take to change a lightbulb?





Just the one, with the greatest of ease.  Wink

I'll get me coat!
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 06:52:12 PM »
what do u get if u cross a chav with a bocker Huh



the worlds first bouncing w4nk4 Grin
my god that is afaul
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 06:59:54 PM »
Why did the bocker cross the road?



To practise his car jumps.

.. I'm still wearing my coat...
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 10:50:44 PM »
A family was camping in the Australia outback wilderness, when their 2 year-old son wandered off into the bush.  After several weeks, the search parties were called off and the family returned home, broken hearted.  Twenty years later, the now young adult came wandering out of the bush and was eventually reunited with his family, who helped him find a job and re-enter society.  The civilized world was new to him and he got great pleasure in buying the latest gadgets that he would see on the Internet.  Naturally, he bought a set of powerisers as soon as he saw them.

One evening, the young man found himself in a local tavern, where he met a young woman who took a keen interest in him.  "Can I buy you a drink?" she asked the shy gent.  He replied, "Well, I don't know much about women, but I guess it would be all right."  So she bought him a drink.  After talking for a short time, the woman asked him, "Would you mind giving me a ride home?"  The young man replied, "Well, I don't know much about women, but I guess it would be all right."  So he drove her to her apartment, at which time she asked, "Would you like to come upstairs and spend some time getting to know each other better?"  The young gent replied, "Well, I don't know much about women, but I guess it would be all right."  So he went upstairs with her and sat down on her living room sofa.  The woman then asked him if he would mind if she left him alone for a minute so she could go into the bedroom and change into something more comfortable for the rest of the evening.  The young lad replied, "Well, I don't know much about women, but I guess it would be all right."

While changing, the woman suddenly heard a terrible thrashing and crashing going on in the living room, so she ran out of the bedroom - only to find the young man, half naked, on powerisers, and in the process of breaking up her furniture and tossing it out of the window.  "MY GOD!  ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!", the woman screamed -- to which the young man replied..

"Well, I don't know much about women, but if they're anything like kangaroos, we're going to need a lot of room."  Wink

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2006, 09:18:33 PM »
I like that one Bill. Reminds me of a film I saw... although it didnt have PRs in it. Gah I wish I could think of a joke. I'm only funny at the most inapropriate times. Put me at a funeral and I won't be able to stop. Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2006, 01:13:22 PM »
It's a Rap ..........  A Rap..tor  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2006, 02:43:18 PM »
Two bockers were trying out differant safety precautions when one decieded to put a rubber steering wheel down the front of his pants. The other bocker commented
" What's up with the steering wheel man?"
The other one replied
"Argh! Its driving me nuts with every bounce!"

Hope I can remain in the forum after that one! Grin
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2006, 02:49:55 PM »
HAHA!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 02:58:19 PM »
good one Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2006, 05:13:52 PM »
lmao! nice one!
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 05:23:12 PM »
nice one!!!
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